Tonight, tonight
We’re gonna get real crunk
Tonight, tonight
A bum’s peeing in the punch
Hello, my friends
You’re all at my party
It’s so good to see all of you
My ex-girl, Amy
And my main man, Calvin
And the priest that molested me too
That reminds me
Of the time I was in college
I was experimenting
Hooking up with a hot
Foreign-exchange student
I think his name was Hop Sing
We’ll all be friends forever
Unless a random disaster
Destroys the city
We’ll all be friends forever
Because if that happens
It’d be kind of shitty
1,2,3,4
After we split
I took the break-up real hard
I started foolin’ around (Foolin’ around)
I did a black dude
I thought he was Kanye
And the Jonas Brothers all got down
Now that you’re split
I’ll get her hooked on the reefer
Yeah, I’ll start pimping her out
Wait, what?
Hey, hey, now…
Snoop Dogg’s got nothin’ on this playa
I’ll get the first prize at the Playa’s Ball
Hey, hey, man, whoa!
Yeah, it’s going on and on
We can do it all day long
It’s the new phenomenon, whoa!
Yeah, it’s going on and on
It’s the new phenomenon, whoa!
We’ll all be friends forever
Unless a random disaster
Destroys the city
We’ll all be friends forever
Because if that happens
It’d be kind of shitty
1,2,3,4
J.T.’s here J.T.!
Oh, babe
If I sang you a melody
Would you toss me
Your panties?
I don’t mean to be a boastful man
But I’ve done groupies
In my touring van
Britney, Cameron, Scarlett too
They all like a taste of my fondue
Come to think of it
I’ve had so much ass
All that’s left for me is Lance Bass
Look, everyone. It’s Jessica Simpson!
My boobs are for Jesus
All of this, all for Jesus
Put your pants back on, Dad.
Go, Romo! Oh, my god.
He’s gonna score a basket goal
Wait. What’s it called again?
Oh, my gosh, I totally forget.
What is it, a rubdown?
What? A tickle down.
Oh, a touchdown.
Frigging jinx.
We’ll all be friends forever
Unless a random disaster
Destroys the city
We’ll all be friends forever
Because if that happens
It’d be kind of shitty
1,2,3,4… hooray!
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